Slay queen experts’ ran an independent research and came up with a list of things Kenyan Slay Queens do that everyone,even their closest friends and families are tired of.
1.Oversharing photos of their beat up faces on social media
2. Posting photos of expensive alcohol online
3. Showing off their new phones or Iphones they were probably gifted
4. They are always so blonde, no idea of what is happening in Syria or even in Kenyan politics, but she remembers the kind of dress Pendo from Nairobi Diaries wore or a character from Love and Hip Hop Atlanta
5. Posting annoying slay queen quotes that do not match the photos
6. Sharing photos of them posing next to celebrities
7. And their legs are always curved in the photos as if they are suffering from rickets, alongside the tired pouty face
8. They tweng harder than Kaluyu, that nondescript presidential candidate with phrases like wharreva, oh my gosh scattered all over their conversations
9. Don’t forget their almost naked photos showing off their b**ty or side b***bs 10. They pretend not to know local music the likes of Timmy Dat and Noti Flow despite hanging out in all the Kenyan clubs.