- She has been taught to respect men and not challenge their authority
- She has a big ass so doggy ni lazima
- She can actually cook (trained by mother and grand mother)
- Her teeth are all white (no stains)
- Jiggers haziezi mpata, very clean always
- It is unlikely that a Luo woman will hire a gang to kill you
- It is unlikely that a Luo woman will slip something into your drink so that she can rob you
- Unfortunately, the probability that she is HIV+ is 71%
- Most Luo chics are dark skin so their punani is not so lovely to look at
- Most Luo chics have a big ass and plump thighs which blocks the punani from breathing, as a result, it smells like sewer
- Most Luo chics are school dropouts and those who’ve completed school are not so sharp.
- Ugali has a cultural and spiritual significance in the Luo community so if you marry a Luo lady your run the risk of eating Ugali for the rest of our natural life
- If you die before her, she gets inherited by her uncle and your name goes to waste.